Female poseurs and wives of millionaires now have a new fashion accessory to kill their feet. BEHOLD! The Lamborghini Superleggera shoes. The inside of the shoe is cleverly designed to jut into the wearer's ankles and cause great discomfort, replicating the ergonomics of a Countach. The brittle carbon fibre heels will shatter at the first impact, replicating the sound and expense incurred whenever a Lamborghini drives over a speed hump. And as the photo shows, they produce smoke just like a proper Italian electrical system.
If you look at this photo and sincerely think you would like to wear these, pick up the nearest phonebook or dictionary and use it to smack yourself in the temple. If you remain conscious, repeat.
If you are male, and you thought these would look good on your significant other, take a pipe wrench and slam it into your crotch as hard as you can. That way you'll be prepared for the pain when your girlfriend kicks you in the balls for buying these for her.
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