May I present to you what will go probably down in history as the finest piece of butchered English literature ever created. Behold! "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies". No, it's not a photoshop, or some silly joke. It's Pride and Prejudice, rewritten to include a zombie plague and wanton undead slaughtering action.
I wonder if it is as good as "Deadly Copperfield" or the seminal "The Old Man and the Undead of the Sea". We'll have to see if it gets Oprah's seal of approval.
