A new day, another g**damn blog

It's a bright new day on the interwebs. And a damn cold day in Montreal. Today begins the new blog from perennial curmudgeon and spewer of bile, Iosef Andreyevich. Of course that is not my real name, but I hope you would have guessed that by this point. I prefer to hide my madness behind a nom de plume so that potential employers, government agents, and alien crocodiles don't discover my true identity and haul me off to the nearest rehabilitation centre. 

This blog, like many other shitty collections of miscellaneous rants, will be a monument to the workings of my twisted mind. I will make an effort to entertain, to enrage, and to make you, silly browsers, think critically about the world around you. Seems to me that critical thinking got lost sometime around the birth of Al Gore, so I am taking it upon myself to propagate the dissenting view, the other side, and the general musings of an unbalanced mind. But don't look for conspiracy and rumour here, dear readers - no, it's my mission to maintain academic integrity and use the tools of truth and doubt to inform the masses (my own hubris notwithstanding). 

So enjoy, you poor rubes. I hereby christen this blog with the only untrademarked name I could find - I present to you Turkey Bollocks, the collected insanity of Iosef Andreyevich. Enjoy, you lousy pig fuckers. And get used to the cursing.

Yours in madness and anger,

I.A.